jokes and post for facebook by Saajan

special wish

Saajan Shah>Mahi Mishra

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Peep.... peep

Peeep , pepepe!

SoRRy!

Think that my wishes was in Traffic Jam...

So I m 2 late to Wish YoU...so my dear

A perfect gift 4 u!

Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,

Non-taxable, silent performance,

Extremely personal, fully returnable

It's a SMILE from me to u on ur Birthday!

Happy Birthday my dear ..

M late to wis u cz i was ofln so its late bt sweet nd cute wishes 4 u from yr

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2013 wishes

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hajaar TERAA,MERAA, ham SABKAA NaaYAA SAAL aaya;

wish kar rahaa hun Qki savi dosto k liye DIL me Khayaal aaya;

 Aur ye SAYARI NAHI chhota sa ring ToNE baNAAya:D,☺☻

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B Hapy

Tum hAste rAho,

naChte raho,

muskurate raho,

sAdA khil khilAte raho,

khush raho aur gUngUnAte raho,

mera kya hai,
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log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.. :d

 

 

Joks

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya ban'na pasand karoge...?? . .

Imran: Rawan  .

God: Wo Kyu.....?? . .
Imran: ab kya batau 1 muh se KiSsss kar kar ke thak gaya hoon....;p =DD

 

 

* Gorakhpur STYLE *

* Gorakhpur STYLE *

BOY-I LOVE YOU.
GIRL-AISA THAPPAD DUNGI KI SIDHA STATION PAR GIROGE.
BOY-Tani dhire mariha, hamke golghar chaurhawa pe kaam ba:p:D

 

Bf nd gf in hotel

A couple went 2 a resturant..

BF: kya logi tum.?

GF: tum jo kaho..

BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..

GF: (sarmaate huwe) Me bhi menu khaungi.:D:p

 

Bf clvr

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.

Girl : Why ?
Boy : Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti.. .
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Girl : Kamine pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se 1000 Rs gayab The
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Dada pota

Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.

1st pota :- me nhi jaa sakta game khel rha hu, . .
2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz hai, .
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Aap khud hi jakar le aao...!!

Kid kis

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua

Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu:D

 

Sarabi

1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya

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1admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..

 Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai..!

 

Rington

Mera fav 1 chhoTA SA RINg ToNE: 00...Ooo...00 0 000000 o ??? 00 ooo 0 00000...Ooo..o. -..00 0 0o...00 0 00???0000...Ooo -...00 0 0000???00 o000...Ooo...00 -0 000000 o ??? 00 ooo 0 00000...Ooo..o. -..00 0 0o...00 0 00???0000...Ooo -...00 0 0000???00 o000...Ooo...00 -0 000000 o ??? 00 ooo 0 00000...Ooo..o. -..00 0 0o...00 0 00???0000...Ooo -...00 0 0000???00 o0

Sleeping service

Dear Customer Your sleeping service has been activated. Now enjoy unlimited sweet dreams browsing in ur bed. Good night. sweet drms

Gn

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON?T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao Good ni8 swt drm

Bakara

Arz kiya hai...

Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng!

Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng!!
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Toh Bakri bhi mari bakre ko seeng:P:D

Wishes

Mere mitro..... . . . Always b khush in every Lamha of zindagi.... In da khushboo of pyaar Jo always ap k around Rahe; Have a wonderful,super -duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast N dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas acha acha Raat .....radhe radhe!!!subhRaatri!!!

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Story of mad

Two mad men organized to run away from the mental Hospital, they started planing and agreed that they will go 2 d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate n run away.... When they reachedthe Gate, the watchman wasn't there and the gate was wide open...they said''SHIT our plan has failed, lets go back we'll try again tomorrow'

Hi re biwi

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani KyoDala,

Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai Ise Murjane Mat Dena :-P ;-) :-D



 

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE

Dear friends.. .

ye zindagi bhut chotti si hai...

so enjoy karo .

Kya pata Kab shadi ho jaye or
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zindagi ki watt lag jaye.....

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE

 

Hot

Wakil 1 budhe admi se:- aapne is ladki ko apne bahon me q pakda:

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Budha:- maai baap mujhe thand lg rhi thi
or ladki k t-shirt pe likha tha i'm hot....

 

Break up

Girl:I hate u get lost,

I Don't wanna talk to you,

This relationship is over- .

Boy:what happnd?? I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..! .

Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't'Like'my status on facebook ..!

 

Wanted

Urgent girlfriend needed.. .

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Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

 

Mazza

Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, .

Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na,

Meri Akeli Ki Lo,

Ye Meri Frnd Hai,

Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo.

Khade Khade Lena...:D

 

Gabbar nd thakur

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de . .

Thakur: Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,

mobile se majak masti nhi,

facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

 

Bf nd gf

Boy Friend on phone:Hi dear mujhe teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai

I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

 

Dosti

"Jis din ap hme bhul jayenge. 

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7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 

 

Gino mat Saare daant tod diye jayenge..

 

Painful sayari

DuNIya ka SaBSe DaRdNAak SaYAri: - Dil mai jo chubhi sui???.

Arz kiya hai???
Dil mai Jo chubhi sui???
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Aawaj aayi...
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Uui uui, uui uui???

 

how to disturb

How to disturb...'''Boy:Pen hai?

Girl:nai hai.Boy:Pen hai pen?

Girl:kaha na nahi hai.(thori dare bad)

Boy:pen hai pen?pen?

Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi

.Boy:Hathora hai?

Girl:nahi..

Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen

 

dosti he aisa

Jhutha tha wo Dost..! .

Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to de denge. . . . . . .

Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai : :
Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai..

 

information

Gud evning mitro...

Zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere mitro.....
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Aansu pochne ko to bahut milte hai.....
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magar koi naak pochne ko nahi milta....
Isliye apna Rumaal sath lekr Chale.........

 

 

 Sarafat ya ...

Ek time meri girlfriend ne mujhe
apne ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajaayaa,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi Muskura k
boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar
par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu,
Mai muskraya aur,Apni bike
ki taraf waapas jane laga..
To uski puri family ghar se bahar
aa gayi aur Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey.
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Mujhe gale lagaya
aur kaha, Humko rishta manzur hai..
AB MAI KYA BATAU...?? Ki Mai to bike ko
lock karne gaya tha..

Pappu ka dimag

Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede

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Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?
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Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi
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Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di
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Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun
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Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan
Kata hua tha. Dono bade
pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !
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Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera..

Engineers Vs Doctors

Note "Dear readers this is just a joke and not the fact"

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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away...
Doctors say : Dekh lenge
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI to LONAVALA) :
Doctors decided, this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE
All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all! TC arrives
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom, TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets and ngineers BUY all 7 tickets this time. SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets.. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!

Happy m'Day

Wishing a very Happy Mother's day

on behalf of my future children
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to their future mom

Life is ?

Be always happy.

"Life is a football match,

NEVER mind the kicks of people

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without kicks, we

may never reach to the GOAL.".

Anoop bro

relations never break, we just reduce the

communication.. -.

relations once made can't be broken.

hearts are always connected and the

care doesn't fade
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 jai shri radhe krishna

Gr8 de

Dear Friend's! Your Remaining Sleeping

Time Has been Expired SO Plz Leave Ur

Bed Open Ur Eyes And c Ur Mobile

wishs has been send and yr gr8 day enjoying plan is activated

Maa

Mujhe itni fursat kahan ki

main taqdeer ka likha dekhun.

Bas apni Maa ki muskurahat

dekh kar samajh jataa hun ki

meri taqdeer buland hai...

Aansu

Nikle jab aansu uski Aankho se,

 Dil karta hai sari Duniya jala du,

Phir Sochta hu honge Duniya me uske bhi apne,

Kahin anjane me use aur na rula du

Gf ki chahat

Aye barish zara tham ke baras...

Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras...

Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake...

Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake...esply 4

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Holi wish

Marjaunga!

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mitjaunga .
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kuchh v karjaunga . .

tere bina tere bina tere bina

*** kya song hai...wah wah !!wah wah!!

***kya dard chhupa hai..hie ***

ankhse na aansu aajaataa hai...

* ***par tum mat rona dos...nhi to

ham v ro ro ke sare kapde vigodenge...

**kal holi hai na to fir khelenge

kya . . dhink chika!!holi o o o o o o !!

** . . are holi ka wish karna vulhi gaya.

dosto! Fir sabko happy holi...

** ***milte hai na ranga birangi face me

Quotes**

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

 Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.

Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities.

Story vakti

Ek baalak ne apne maa baap ki khoob sewa ki, dost usse kahte ki agar itni seva tu bhagwan ki karta to tumhe bhagwan mil jate. . Lekin un sab cheejo se anjaan wo apne mata-pita ki seva krta rha. . Ek din uski maa baap ki sewa bhakti se khush hokar bhagwankhud dharti pe aa gaye. . Us wakt wo apni maa ke panv daba rha tha, bhagwan darwajek bahar se bole, darwaja kholo beta, Me tumhari mata pita ki sewa se prasann hokar vardaan dene aaya hu. . Ladke ne kha- intjaar kro prabho, me abhi maa ki sewa me lga hu. . Bhagwan bole- dekho, me vaapas chala jaunga, . Balak- aap ja sakte h bhagwan, me sewa beech me ni chhod skta. . Kuch der baad usne darwaja khola,bhagwan bahar khade the. Bole- log mujhe pane k liye kathor tapsya krte h, me tumhe sahaj mil gyaaur tumne mujhse pratiksha karwai . (yadi ladke ka jawaab samjh paaye to jam k like coment aanechahiye dosto) . . Ladke ka jawab tha-'he ishwar, jis maa baap ki sewa ne tumhe mere paas aane ko majboor kar diya, un maa baap ki sewa beech me chhodkarmai, . . 'darwaja kholne kese aata'...

Gadha ki soch

Gadha : mera malik bahut marta hein.

Kutta : to tu bhag ja na.

Gadha : uski ladki jab padhai nahi karti to

vo usko kehta hein,

teri shadi is gadhe se karva dunga,

bas isi ummid pe tika hoon yaar

Gr8 sugestion

Gr8 sugestion -

Acha dost jitni baar v ruthe

use har baar manana chahiye .
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Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare

raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise

telecast kar DE

Khandani aadte

Beta: "Papa aap jaise mujhe marte ho,

Waise dadaji v apko marte the kya??

Papa: "Haan bilkul"

Beta: "To ye khandani kaminapana kab

tak chalega..?!! ;-)




 

Khali chair

Boy: Dude, why did u propose that girl

when u know she already has a Bf ? '
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Awesome Reply: khaali chair pe tho koi

v baith sakthahai,

dum hai tho kisi ko utha ke

baitho

Khuda se sikayat

Iltija Hai Bas Tujhe Paane Ki,

Aur Koi Hasrat Nahi Hai Tere
Deewane Ki,
Shikva Mujhe Tujhse Nahi
Khuda Se Hai,
Kya Zururat Thi Tujhe Itna
Khubsoorat Banane Ki???


 

Wah wah

k0i larki hmain thukra de to ghum nhi

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K0i larki hmain thukra de to ghum nhi!
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Wah wah! .
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Koi larki hmain thukra de to ghum nhi! .
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D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat
me hum nahi            

wah wah wah taaliaaaan...

Inbox

Hasi Ko Inbox Mai Rakho

Ansu Ko Outbox Mai,
Gusse Ko Delete Karo,
Muskan Ko Sent Karo,
Pyar Ko Save karlo,
DiL Ko Vibrate karke Dhadakne Do....
... Hav a Gr8 De
  

P k aaya kya

Ak ladka pee kar ghar lauta ,

Dad se bachne k liye Laptop
kholkar padhne lga
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Dad: pi ke aaya hai ?
Son: nahi to
Dad: phir kaminey suitcase khol kar
kya padh raha hai :d

Lv u as mch as

BF:" Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti

ho .
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GF:" Arz Maarti hu.. .
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Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada .
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Samja Hai jise khud se zyada .
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Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada .
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Tu hi Hai woh "HARAMZADA"



 

*~A Heart-Breaking Lv Story~*

*~A Heart-Breaking Lv Story~*

There Was A Guy Who Was So
Tired Of Reading His Girlfriend's
Message.. Because, There Are Always
"I Love Yew, I Miss Yew Or Have
Yew Eaten Yewr Meals" ? One Night
While Lying On Bed, He Received
a Text Message From Her.. He
Didn't Read It Instead, He Went
To Sleep.. In The Morning, He Woke
By A Call From His Gf's Mom.. She
Was Crying While Telling Him
That His Girlfriend Was Killed That
Night She Texted Him.. He Remember The Message &
Read it.. "Honey Pls Come & Help Me,
Some1 isFollowing Me.. Pls"...
MORAL: Never Ignore A Person
Who Loves & Cares Foh Yew Because,
One Day Yew May Realize u've Lost
The Moon While Counting The
Stars
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Ip Quotes

D Beautiful tomorrow never comes;

Because wen it comes It becomes today
& in d hunt for dat beautiful tomorrow
v simply ignore our wonderful today...
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Mahangai

Hum zindagi ki bheed me itne kho gaye

Pata hi ni chala kab .
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AAAM 35 rupye kilo ho gaye

tarif

Uffff…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
E photo dekhke ham pagal hogelu;soch soch ke taare bareme ham sogelu;
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Procedures to  Slave A SATA Hard Drive Via USB

 
This is  very useful information, with so many people not having access to the internal tower or with people trying to use their laptops or even worse someone else’s laptop/desktop computer USB has become a more viable option. So here is a new revised How To Slave A Hard Drive blog.
First just like before we are going to need to remove the affected (nice word for broken) drive from what ever machine is holding it hostage. If it is a tower then the original How To slave a Hard Drive post will work just fine to get the drive out. If it is a laptop then please see the How To Slave a Laptop Hard Drive post.
Ok so now that we have the hard drive out of the machine lets move on to turning it into external USB storage, like your own personal My Book.

Above you will see what I consider just your standard run of the mill USB enclosure. You can usually pick these up for 25-45 bucks depending on where you go to get one. Walmart, Bestbuy, and CompUSA all sell them.
Now there is going to be some way to open the box up depending on which brand you bought.

One piece is the case and the other is what we need to hook the hard drive to. Lets grab the hard drive hook up piece or the GUTS if you like.

Now you can see here that I have an IDE cable but NOT SATA which now-a-days could be a real problem with out the proper adapter to go with it. Generally when they sell these chassis they are going to come with everything you need in order to be able to plug in any hard drive type i.ex. IDE, SATA, LAPTOP IDE, LAPTOP SATA. Make sure when you buy the enclosure that your drive is supported or that you get the adapter you will need in order to make it work.  Below see a picture of my adapter.

This is the side that plugs into the enclosure.

This side plugs into the SATA hard drive.

Here we see that I have connected the IDE to SATA connector to the internal power and IDE cable on the enclosure.

This is the underside of the SATA hard driveand where we will need to connect the IDE to SATA adapter.

Now, i take the end of the adapter that will fit in to the hard drive and connect the drive to the enclosure.

When you are done it should look something like this. Now if this is for Hard Drive recovery purposes then I would advise not stuffing it back into the case part of the enclosure. If this is for you to use as an external hard drive there are a few things I would like to say.
Make sure it has a good size fan in it.
It should be made of aluminum
The chassis with the mesh covers are awesome, excellent for airflow!
Ok so taking the idea that I am using this to recover my data I now need to connect the USB cable and the power. Buying one with its own external power is a good idea because then you are not dependant on the port to power the drive.

Once you plug it in you should hear the oh so familiar USB device connected BONG sound.

how to set jumper to slave 3.5 sata,pata hdd

Critical: Hard drives and Solid State drives (SSD) are highly sensitive precision instruments that read, write, and store information on spinning magnetic disks. Special handling is required to protect hard drives from damage. Hard drives can be damaged by Electrostatic Discharge (ESD). Before handling, please use a grounding strap to protect your hard drive and other electronic computer equipment from ESD damage.

Turn the system's power off


Mount the drive in the system

Desktop Drives: The drive can be mounted in a standard 3.5"device bay. The drive can be mounted sideways, on end, or even upside down as long as the mounting screws are used properly. Use either the four bottom screws or four of the side mounting screws to support the drive. This will prevent vibration and provide additional electrical grounding.

Mobile Drives: Mobile drive installation will vary based on the manufacturing of the system it is being placed in. Please contact your system manufactuer for instructions on mounting your drive in your system.

Set the jumpers

Depending on your drive, your jumper settings will vary. There is generally no need to change the default jumper setting in order to use the drive. Your drive's label will show the exact jumper settings your drive supports. See the images below for examples of our most common jumper settings.

Serial ATA (SATA) I, II, and 6 Gb/s Hard Drive Jumper Settings for 3.5" drives:


Important: Caviar Black drives that have a model number of WD1002FAEX-00Y9A0 use the SATA 3.0 Gb/s pin layout - setting Jumpers 5 & 6 on these model drives will enable OPT1 which will set your drive to 1.5 Gb/s. Please Contact Us with any questions or issues with the jumper settings on this model drive.





Advanced Format Special Jumper Setting: (for select 3.5" ADF drives only)




SATA Mobile Hard Drive Jumper Settings:

EIDE (PATA) Desktop Hard Drive Jumper Settings:

EIDE (PATA) Mobile Hard Drive Jumper Settings

Attach the power supply cable


To supply power to the drive you may use either the SATA power connector or the legacy ATA-4-pin (Molex) power connector on the back of the drive (see image below).


Important: If your drive has both power connectors, do not connect both the SATA and the legacy ATA power cable to the drive at the same time. This may result in damage to the drive.




Attach the EIDE (PATA) or SATA interface cable:

SATA Drives:

The drive can be configured in one of two ways:

Connected to a SATA host adapter card installed to the system.

Connected directly to a Serial ATA connector on the motherboard

Unlike EIDE cables, either end of a standard SATA cable can be connected to the drive. Once you have connected the cable to the drive, connect the other end into the SATA host adapter card, or the motherboard. SATA interface cables have keyed connectors to prevent incorrect installation. Make sure the cable is no longer than 39 inches to minimize line noise and to remain within the SATA specification.

(This illustration shows the drive being connected the motherboard.

EIDE (PATA) Drives:

Connect the EIDE (PATA) Interface Cable to the hard drive(s):

If installing the hard drive as the only drive on the cable:
Connect the black connector of the EIDE (PATA) interface cable to the drive.

If installing two drives on the same EIDE (PATA) interface cable:
Jumper the bootable drive as Master, and the other drive as Slave; then connect the Master drive to the black connector of the EIDE (PATA) interface cable, and the Slave drive to the gray connector.

Connect the IDE Interface Cable to the Motherboard:
Attach the blue end of the IDE interface cable to the 40-pin connector on the motherboard. Match pin 1 on the IDE interface cable to the connector on the motherboard.

Power On Your Computer


Replace the system cover, reconnect the power cord, and power on the system. At startup, the computer will display all the devices detected on the system.


If the drive you installed is not detected, restart the computer.


At startup, run the CMOS Setup program and configure your BIOS so your drive is detected. Your system or motherboard manual should provide these instructions. If it does not you will need to contact your system or motherboard manufactuer for assistance.


Restart the system to make sure the drive is detected.

Install your Operating System, or configure your Operating System to see your drive.

how to set jumper to slave 3.5 sata,pata hdd

Critical: Hard drives and Solid State drives (SSD) are highly sensitive precision instruments that read, write, and store information on spinning magnetic disks. Special handling is required to protect hard drives from damage. Hard drives can be damaged by Electrostatic Discharge (ESD). Before handling, please use a grounding strap to protect your hard drive and other electronic computer equipment from ESD damage.

1. Turn the system's power off

2. Mount the drive in the system

3. Desktop Drives: The drive can be mounted in a standard 3.5"device bay. The drive can be mounted sideways, on end, or even upside down as long as the mounting screws are used properly. Use either the four bottom screws or four of the side mounting screws to support the drive. This will prevent vibration and provide additional electrical grounding.
   
4. Mobile Drives: Mobile drive installation will vary based on the manufacturing of the system it is being placed in. Please contact your system manufactuer for instructions on mounting your drive in your system.
   

5. Set the jumpers

Depending on your drive, your jumper settings will vary. There is generally no need to change the default jumper setting in order to use the drive. Your drive's label will show the exact jumper settings your drive supports. See the images below for examples of our most common jumper settings.

Serial ATA (SATA) I, II, and 6 Gb/s Hard Drive Jumper Settings for 3.5" drives:

Important: Caviar Black drives that have a model number of WD1002FAEX-00Y9A0 use the SATA 3.0 Gb/s pin layout - setting Jumpers 5 & 6 on these model drives will enable OPT1 which will set your drive to 1.5 Gb/s. Please Contact Us with any questions or issues with the jumper settings on this model drive.

Advanced Format Special Jumper Setting: (for select 3.5" ADF drives only)

SATA Mobile Hard Drive Jumper Settings:

EIDE (PATA) Desktop Hard Drive Jumper Settings:

EIDE (PATA) Mobile Hard Drive Jumper Settings

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6. Attach the power supply cable

To supply power to the drive you may use either the SATA power connector or the legacy ATA-4-pin (Molex) power connector on the back of the drive (see image below).

Important: If your drive has both power connectors, do not connect both the SATA and the legacy ATA power cable to the drive at the same time. This may result in damage to the drive.

7. Attach the EIDE (PATA) or SATA interface cable:
   
   SATA Drives:
   

The drive can be configured in one of two ways:

8. Connected to a SATA host adapter card installed to the system.
9. Connected directly to a Serial ATA connector on the motherboard

Unlike EIDE cables, either end of a standard SATA cable can be connected to the drive. Once you have connected the cable to the drive, connect the other end into the SATA host adapter card, or the motherboard. SATA interface cables have keyed connectors to prevent incorrect installation. Make sure the cable is no longer than 39 inches to minimize line noise and to remain within the SATA specification.

(This illustration shows the drive being connected the motherboard.)

EIDE (PATA) Drives:

10. Connect the EIDE (PATA) Interface Cable to the hard drive(s):

11. If installing the hard drive as the only drive on the cable:
    Connect the black connector of the EIDE (PATA) interface cable to the drive.

12. If installing two drives on the same EIDE (PATA) interface cable:
    Jumper the bootable drive as Master, and the other drive as Slave; then connect the Master drive to the black connector of the EIDE (PATA) interface cable, and the Slave drive to the gray connector.

13. Connect the IDE Interface Cable to the Motherboard:
    Attach the blue end of the IDE interface cable to the 40-pin connector on the motherboard. Match pin 1 on the IDE interface cable to the connector on the motherboard.
    

14. Power On Your Computer
    

0. Replace the system cover, reconnect the power cord, and power on the system. At startup, the computer will display all the devices detected on the system.

0. If the drive you installed is not detected, restart the computer.

0. At startup, run the CMOS Setup program and configure your BIOS so your drive is detected. Your system or motherboard manual should provide these instructions. If it does not you will need to contact your system or motherboard manufactuer for assistance.

0. Restart the system to make sure the drive is detected.

0. Install your Operating System, or configure your Operating System to see your drive.

Procedures for Operating System Installation

1. Windows 7  
   
   Windows Vista
   Windows XP
   Windows 2000
    

The Windows 7 Operating System has all the necessary tools to properly install a Serial ATA (SATA) hard drive, EIDE hard drive, or Solid State drive (SSD). Please follow the appropriate step-by-step instructions for your installation below. For assistance with installing Windows please contact Microsoft Support.

Primary (C:) drive installation during Windows 7 setup:

5. Make sure your drive is detected by your controller or in BIOS during bootup. Please disconnect any other hard drives from the computer system until Windows has been completely installed on the desired hard drive.

Note: If your controller supports RAID, you may need to define your drive in a RAID Array before Windows will see the drive, even if the motherboard or system drivers are being loaded correctly. This may still occur even if you are installing a single drive. Please contact your system or RAID controller manufacturer for assistance on defining your drive in a RAID Array.

6. Insert the Windows 7 DVD into the DVD-ROM drive and restart the system.
   

   

7. Follow the onscreen prompts until the screen Where do you want to install Windows? is displayed.

8. You should see your hard drive listed as Unallocated Space.

9. If you want a single partition (single drive letter), click on Next and your hard drive will be automatically partitioned and formatted as NTFS and Windows 7 will continue installing. Western Digital highly recommends partitioning your drive in this manner.

10. If you want multiple partitions on this hard drive see the additional instructions below:

Adding Multiple Partitions to your Boot Drive durring a Windows 7 Installation:

Important: Western Digital Technical Support can only assist with issues when a drive is formatted with a single partition.

11. Click on Drive options (advanced).

12. Click on New to add a new partition to the hard drive.

13. Input the capacity of the partition and click on the Apply button.

14. If you wish to add another parition to the drive, select the Disk 0 Unallocated Space again and click on New to add another new partition to the hard drive.

15. Input the capacity of the partition and click on the Apply button.

16. Continue steps 4 and 5 until the desired amount of partitions is obtained and then click on Next to continue installing Windows 7 on the first partition.

Adding an additional hard drive to a Windows 7 installation:

17. Make sure your hard drive is detected by your Serial ATA or EIDE controller. If it does not verify the connections are secure. If the drive still is not detected after testing the cables, contact your controller card manufactuer to see if there is an update available.

18. Start Windows 7 and allow the Operating System to boot to the desktop.

19. Follow the instructions in Answer ID 3865: How to partition and format a WD drive on Windows (8, 7, Vista, XP) and Mac OSX for Windows 7.

20. Once your drive has been partitioned and format verify it appears under My Computer.

Windows Vista

The Windows Vista Operating System has all the necessary tools to properly install a Serial ATA (SATA) hard drive, EIDE hard drive, or Solid State drive (SSD). Please follow the appropriate step-by-step instructions for your installation below. For assistance with installing Windows please contact Microsoft Support.

Primary (C:) drive installation during Windows Vista setup:

21. Make sure your drive is detected by your controller or in BIOS during bootup. Please disconnect any other hard drives from the computer system until Windows has been completely installed on the desired hard drive.

Note: If your controller supports RAID, you may need to define your drive in a RAID Array before Windows will see the drive, even if the motherboard or system drivers are being loaded correctly. This may still occur even if you are installing a single drive. Please contact your system or RAID controller manufacturer for assistance on defining your drive in a RAID Array.

22. Insert the Windows Vista CD or DVD into the CD-ROM or DVD-ROM drive and restart the system.

23. Follow the onscreen prompts until the screen Where do you want to install Windows? is displayed.

24. You should see your hard drive listed as Unallocated Space.

25. If you want a single partition (single drive letter), click on Next and your hard drive will be automatically partitioned and formatted as NTFS and Windows Vista will continue installing. Western Digital highly recommends partitioning your drive in this manner.

26. If you want multiple partitions on this hard drive see the additional instructions below:

Adding Multiple Partitions to your Boot Drive durring a Windows Vista Installation:

Important: Western Digital Technical Support can only assist with issues when a drive is formatted with a single partition.

27. Click on Drive options (advanced).

28. Click on New to add a new partition to the hard drive.

29. Input the capacity of the partition and click on the Apply button.

30. If you wish to add another parition to the drive, select the Disk 0 Unallocated Space again and click on New to add another new partition to the hard drive.

31. Input the capacity of the partition and click on the Apply button.

32. Continue steps 4 and 5 until the desired amount of partitions is obtained and then click on Next to continue installing Windows Vista on the first partition.

Adding an additional hard drive to a Windows Vista installation:

33. Make sure your hard drive is detected by your Serial ATA or EIDE controller. If it does not verify the connections are secure. If the drive still is not detected after testing the cables, contact your controller card manufactuer to see if there is an update available.

34. Start Windows Vista and allow the Operating System to boot to the desktop.

35. Once your drive has been partitioned and format verify it appears under My Computer.

Windows XP

The Windows XP Operating System has all the necessary tools to properly install a Serial ATA (SATA) hard drive, EIDE hard drive, or Solid State drive (SSD). Please follow the appropriate step-by-step instructions for your installation below. For assistance with installing Windows please contact Microsoft Support.

Primary (C:) drive installation during Windows XP setup:

36. Make sure your drive is detected by your controller or in BIOS during bootup. Please disconnect any other hard drives from the computer system until Windows has been completely installed on the desired hard drive.

Note: If your controller supports RAID, you may need to define your drive in a RAID Array before Windows will see the drive, even if the motherboard or system drivers are being loaded correctly. This may still occur even if you are installing a single drive. Please contact your system or RAID controller manufacturer for assistance on defining your drive in a RAID Array.

37. Insert the Windows XP CD into the CD-ROM drive and restart the system

38. Follow the onscreen prompts until the partition list screen is displayed

39. You should see your hard drive listed as Unpartitioned Space. Highlight this space with the Arrow Keys and press the C button on your keyboard.

40. Windows will show the size of the hard drive and ask how much space you would like to assign to the partition. If you want a single partition (single drive letter), select all the available disk space. Having a single partition on your boot drive is highly recommended by Western Digital, and is required to receive technical support for the drive.. Finally highlight this partition and press the ENTER button on your keyboard to begin installing Windows XP.

41. If you plan on creating multiple partitions, select only the ammount of space you would like on your C: partition.

42. If you want multiple partitions on this hard drive see the additional instructions below:

Adding Multiple Partitions to your Boot Drive durring a Windows XP Installation:

Important: Western Digital Technical Support can only assist with issues when a drive is formatted with a single partition.

43. You should already have your primary (C:) partition defined with extra space left over as Unpartitioned Space. Highlight the Unpartitioned Space and press the C button.

44. Select the ammount of space you would like on your second partition.

45. If there is space left over and you would like to create another partition select Unpartitioned Space again and press the C button on your keyboard.

46. Select the ammount of space you would like to use for this partition.

47. Continue steps 3 and 4 until the desired amount of partitions is obtained.

48. Select your primary (C:) partition and press ENTER on your keyboard to begin installing Windows XP.

Adding an additional hard drive to a Windows XP installation:

49. Make sure your hard drive is detected by your Serial ATA or EIDE controller. If it does not verify the connections are secure. If the drive still is not detected after testing the cables, contact your controller card manufactuer to see if there is an update available.

50. Start Windows XP and allow the Operating System to boot to the desktop.

51. Once your drive has been partitioned and format verify it appears under My Computer.

Windows 2000

Critical: Windows 2000 is no longer supported by Western Digital Technical Support. If you need assistance with your drive you will need to connect the drive to a computer running a supported operating system prior to calling or emailing our support team.

The Windows 2000 Operating System has all the necessary tools to properly install a Serial ATA (SATA) hard drive or EIDE hard drive. Please note that we do not support our Solid State drives (SSD) on this operating system. Please follow the appropriate step-by-step instructions for your installation below. For assistance with installing Windows please contact Microsoft Support.

Installing a SATA Hard Drive on Windows 2000:

Single Install:
For proper installation of a drive using Windows 2000, simply allow the operating system to partition and format the drive during the installation process. Step-by-step instructions follow below:

52. Insert the Windows 2000 CD into the CD-ROM drive and restart the system.

53. When installing Windows 2000 to a Serial ATA drive, you may need to specify the SATA controller drivers early on during the installation.

54. During the installation process, you will be given the option to create partitions.

55. Create the partition size you want by pressing C when prompted.

56. Continue with the installation of Windows 2000, as instructed by the installation program.

Note: If you are formatting using the FAT32 file system, partitions cannot be larger than 32GB. For additional information on this limitation, please contact Microsoft Support.

Adding Second Drive:

57. Click the Start button and then access Control Panel -> Administrative Tools -> Computer Management -> Storage -> Disk Management.

58. The Write Signature & Upgrade Wizard displays.

Note: When you see the message, No signature found on Disk 1, press YES. You must use this wizard to write a Signature to the drive. Otherwise, it will not work in Windows 2000. Drives are numbered as follows: drive 0 being the boot drive and drive 1 and above are all other drives.

Using Write Signature & Upgrade Wizard:

59. Click Next on the first screen, and then select the drive you wish to install (in this case Disk 1).

60. Select the drive you are writing the signature to.

61. On the next screen, select the drive you are upgrading/installing. The next screen shows the drive you have selected to write the signature to (if this is a new drive install only a signature will be written, making the drive a Basic Disk).

Partitioning/Formatting:

62. Once the above step is complete, right-click in the unallocated space of the drive.

63. Click on Create Partition. The Create Partition wizard is displayed. Click Next to continue.

64. On the next screen select Primary, Extended or a Logical Partition and click Next to continue.

65. Assign a drive letter not in use by other devices. Click Next to continue.

66. Select the type of format (NTFS or FAT32). Leave allocation unit size at default and label the drive as desired.

67. Edit the partition size. If using FAT32, don’t create anything larger than 32GB.

68. Click Finish when complete.

Note: If you are formatting using the FAT32 file system, partitions cannot be larger than 32GB. For additional information on this limitation, please contact Microsoft Support.

Installing an EIDE (PATA) hard drive on Windows 2000:

Verify the following prior to installing the drive in Windows 2000:

69. You will need your Windows 2000 CD-ROM (if installing a single drive).

70. Make sure that your system BIOS is properly configured. See below:

BIOS Settings
Typically, a message is displayed on the screen after the memory count of the boot process telling you how to enter Setup (system BIOS). Different BIOSs may be configured differently, but the primary keystrokes used to enter the system BIOS are F1, F2 or Delete. For additional commonly used commands to access your BIOS, see For specific information on how to enter your system BIOS and make the necessary changes referred to above, please consult your motherboard or system manual, or the manufacturer directly.

Set the system BIOS to auto detect the drive with LBA mode enabled. Older systems may hang or freeze while auto detecting large capacity drives. If this situation occurs, set the drive to User and enter 1023 for Cylinders, 16 for Heads, 63 for Sectors, and disable LBA mode. Your BIOS may have more settings than Cylinders, Heads, and Sectors; if so, simply enter 0 for them. For other options see .

Single Install:
For proper installation of a drive using Windows 2000, simply allow the operating system to partition and format the drive during the installation process. Step-by-step instructions follow below.

71. Make sure that your drive is recognized by the BIOS.

Note: Users installing an ATA/100 drive: Windows 2000 by default does not support ATA/100 data transfer rates. Microsoft has added support for ATA/100 in Windows 2000 with the release of Service Pack 2. This can be installed once Windows 2000 is loaded on the drive. If you are experiencing any issues during Windows installation, disable UDMA mode in the system BIOS. Once the installation is complete and you have installed Service Pack 2, enable UDMA again.

72. Insert the Windows 2000 CD into the CD-ROM drive and restart the system. During the installation process, you will be given the option to create partitions.

73. Create the partition size you want by pressing C when prompted.

74. Continue with the installation of Windows 2000, as instructed by the installation program.

Note: If you are formatting using the FAT32 file system, partitions cannot be larger than 32 GB. For additional information on this limitation, contact Microsoft Support.

Important: Multiple partitions can be created during Windows installation, but the partitions that do not contain Windows cannot be formatted until Windows is completely installed on the hard drive. Once Windows is installed, opening "My Computer" will display the additional partitions as drive letters. You can Right-Click on these drive letters and choose to Format these drives from the menu shown. A full format must be performed during this action.

Adding Second Drive:

75. Make sure that your drive is recognized by the BIOS.

Note: Users installing an ATA/100 drive: Windows 2000 by default doesn’t support ATA/100 drives. To resolve this issue please download and install the latest Microsoft Service Pack.

76. Click the Start button and then access Control Panel ->Administrative Tools -> Computer Management -> Storage -> Disk Management.

77. The Write Signature & Upgrade Wizard displays.

Note: When you see the message, No signature found on Disk 1, press YES. You must use this wizard to write a Signature to the drive. Otherwise, it will not work in Windows 2000. Drives are numbered as follows: drive 0 being the boot drive and drive 1-3 are all other drives.

Using Write Signature & Upgrade Wizard:

78. Click Next on the first screen, select the drive you wish to install(in this case Disk 1).

79. Select the drive you are writing the signature to.

80. On the next screen, select the drive you are upgrading/installing. The next screen shows the drive you have selected to write the signature to (if this is a new drive install only a signature will be written, making the drive a Basic Disk).

Note: When you upgrade the disk, you change it from a Basic Disk to a Dynamic Disk. This allows the drive to be used in a RAID configuration and a signature to be written to it from operating system.

Partitioning/Formatting:

Note: In two separate windows, on the right side of the screen, a graphical representation of the partitions on the installed drives will be displayed. The top window is for viewing a drive’s status, capacity, and file system. In the bottom window, you will see a representation of the drives in the system starting with the boot drive (drive 0). In almost all cases, you will want to work with the bottom window.

81. Once the disk is initialized, right-click in the unallocated space.

82. Left-click on Create Partition from the menu.

83. A new wizard will appear: Create Partition Wizard. Left-click on Next to continue.

84. On the next screen select either Primary or Extended Partition and left-click on Next to continue.

Important: Each physical hard drive can contain up to four Primary Partitions, or three Primary Partitions, and Extended Partitions containing Logical Drives. For more information about Primary Partitions, Extended Partitions, and Logical Drives please see Microsoft's Knowledge Base.

85. Enter the desired partition size. If using FAT32, your partition cannot be larger than 32GB. Left-click on Next to continue.

86. You may assign a drive letter that is not in use by other devices if you wish, then left-click on Next to continue.

87. Select the type of format (NTFS or FAT32). Leave the allocation unit size at default and label the drive as desired. Select the checkbox labeled Perform a quick format and then left-click on Next to continue.

88. Left-click on Finish when done.

Note: If you are formatting using the FAT32 file system, partitions may not be larger than 32 GB